Affectionate Storyteller Mugs

'Catching them young' Man reading to child in bed '...seven maidens, four wickets for sixty...'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Daughters at Bedtime

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

The new boy was teased for being different.

"He's all mine. Life is good."

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

Spirit of love

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

'I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met!'

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Catch of the day.

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

Lohengrin

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."