Fanciful Storyteller Mugs

Catch of the day.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

How I met your mother

Daughters at Bedtime

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Santa's Helpers

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

My Spam Sketchbook

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Witch dice.

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

Fairy tale

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

fairy tales

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Centaur falls in love.