Truthful Storyteller Gifts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Freedom of the press

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Baby Bear.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Rocket Ark

Mephistopheles

Mother Goose Spoilers

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Who are These People?"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'