Truthful Storyteller Pillows

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Freedom of the press

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Baby Bear.

Reading

Mother Goose Spoilers

Gag - a graphic novel

Rocket Ark

Mephistopheles

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Young Stephen King

The new boy was teased for being different.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

My Prince.