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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket Ark

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

The new boy was teased for being different.

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Life stripped bare

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

Spirit of love

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"I've never had a day's illness in my life. I always make it last a week."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

'I was warned about online dating.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Why the dodo became extinct

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"I wasn't always a big success in business. In fact, I'm still not."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

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Danger-zone journalists.

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

"Remember anything recently?"

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"Not right now, Honey. Daddy’s ignoring you."