Compassionate Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the unique blend of kindness and skepticism? Our collection for the compassionate cynic features clever designs that celebrate wit, warmth, and a touch of irony. Ideal for anyone who navigates the world with a thoughtful, yet skeptical lens, these products make a meaningful and humorous gift. Whether they’re quietly contemplative or openly sardonic, find something that resonates with their personality and makes them smile.

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'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.' mockup

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

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"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell." mockup

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

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"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think." mockup

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math." mockup

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

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Always Compatible

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'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.' mockup

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

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"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer." mockup

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

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"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe." mockup

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'" mockup

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

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Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together.

Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together. mockup

Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together.

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'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!' mockup

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

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'I hate my life.

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'...and do you take this pre-nup...?' mockup

'...and do you take this pre-nup...?'

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.' mockup

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

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"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience." mockup

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

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"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset." mockup

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?' mockup

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

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"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning." mockup

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

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'It's just a male thing - none of them can feign passion beyond the event horizon.'

'It's just a male thing - none of them can feign passion beyond the event horizon.' mockup

'It's just a male thing - none of them can feign passion beyond the event horizon.'

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Love Then and Now

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'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!' mockup

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.' mockup

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

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It's not working, Harvey. I don't feel the least obsessive-compulsive about you.

It's not working, Harvey. I don't feel the least obsessive-compulsive about you. mockup

It's not working, Harvey. I don't feel the least obsessive-compulsive about you.

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'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?' mockup

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

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Compassionate Cynic Gifts Collection

Compassionate Cynic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that perfectly capture the wit and kindness of the compassionate cynic. Find a design that makes every coffee break a moment of reflection and humor.

Compassionate Cynic Pillows

Find cozy, witty pillows that mirror their thoughtful skepticism and caring nature—great for adding a personal touch to any space.

Compassionate Cynic Prints

Browse our collection of prints that celebrate the compassionate cynic—thoughtful designs that add character and humor to your walls.

Compassionate Cynic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase clever humor and compassionate spirit—ideal for the creative soul who loves to express their unique viewpoint.