Compassionate Carnivores Gifts

"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

"Namasteak"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Too rare perhaps?

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

100% organic pork sausages

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."