Compassionate Critter Gifts

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Christmas Pets

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

Carrot Throwing Act

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

Bull Visiting Matador

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

Sympathetic Friends

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

Bacon Bits

Cry on my shoulder $1.00

"I thought you went vegan."

"I had a dream I died and came back in a toasted sesame seed bun!"

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

Compassion Fatigue

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"