Animal Compassion Gifts

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

Prejudice/Empathy

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Dog Training.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Australian Mobile Bar

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

The Good Samaritan.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Carrot Throwing Act

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'Never mind me, save the whales'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."