Cow Compassion Gifts

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Prejudice/Empathy

Slinky Cow World

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Get on with it!

A Tumble Cow

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'