Compassionate Cowherders Gifts

"I've been on a plant-based diet all my life and it hasn't helped the planet."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Harvey before and after.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Africa

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

Water carriers/bearers.

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

Thank you

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Bacon Bits

Husband and wife shooting

'I'm blind and my dog smells strange since we've been at the snack bar.'

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

'Thanks for the dollar, Lady, but what I really need is a hug.'

Fairy Tale Regrets: I've longed for someone to say just once, "I've got your back, Bro.'"

'If it has to be animal testing - get into cosmetics.'

"I thought you went vegan."

"It's the animal liberation front - they're claiming irresponsibility."