Cinematic Cowherd Gifts

A night at the moovies

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Broadway Moosical.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

John Wayne

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Western Philosophy

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"I think you watch too many cowboy films, Maria."

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Western Philosophy

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

Gary Cooper

Psst! Stay in character!

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

"Where the hell am I?"

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

Are your cowhide coats any good?

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

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