Cinema Cowboy Gifts

People on horses watch an open air movie

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"They're comfortable."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'