Cow Compassion Pillows

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow Blue Arrows

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Prejudice/Empathy

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm an enigma!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'