Canine Compassionate Pillows

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Christmas Pets

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

A Good Year.

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

Carrot Throwing Act

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Descartes' dog.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

"This dog definitely had abandonment issues..."

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

'C'mon in. You can leave your shoes on, but stay off the furniture.'

Syria

Cry on my shoulder $1.00

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

Compassion Fatigue

"Shhhhh! Nora and I are illegal."