Animal Compassion Mugs

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

Prejudice/Empathy

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Dog Training.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Australian Mobile Bar

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

The Good Samaritan.

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Carrot Throwing Act

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"