Kind-hearted Critter Lover Gifts

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'I'm huggable!'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

How Snails Are Born

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Clown fish ... '

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

"We're going to be late."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Cute, but is he a good guard?"

First coffee of the day illustration.

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'