Light-hearted Animal Lover Gifts

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Life is for the birds.

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.