Kind-hearted Critter Lover Pillows

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I'm huggable!'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

How Snails Are Born

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Clown fish ... '

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"We're going to be late."

Frog feeding frenzy.

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Cute, but is he a good guard?"

First coffee of the day illustration.

"He never heard the Prius coming."

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...