Courageous Critter Enthusiast Pillows

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"You're amazing!"

"Something nocturnal."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Smart Asp

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

'And a hint of oak.'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

Weasal

Chicken Legs

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Not my business...

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."