Cuddly Critter Lover Pillows

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'I'm huggable!'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

A centi-stampede.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

How Snails Are Born

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"We're going to be late."

"Surely it's warm enough to take another dog off, dear."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Cute, but is he a good guard?"

Seasonable Question - 'Did you want yer door swept, marm?'

First coffee of the day illustration.