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"You've got to help me, my life is in great danger"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

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A butcher and his apprentice.

'White meat or dark?'

"Namasteak"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Cooked rare.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

100% organic pork sausages

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'