Company Expansion Gifts

We are on the move. . .

'We used to be too big to fail... Now we're just the right size to fail.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

'When we started the company it was just a little cottage industry.' 'Megaco Incorporated.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Modular Offices

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Reading in the family.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'