Expanding Business Premises Gifts

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

Reading in the family.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Modular Offices

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

Your start-up team

Production manager with lots of children.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!