Territory Expansion Gifts

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

Modular Offices

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Reading in the family.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

SWOTs

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

Your start-up team

"I changed my mind – no more kids."