Territory Expansion Mugs

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Reading in the family.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Modular Offices

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

A couple with a new baby

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

Production manager with lots of children.

Your start-up team

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'