Company Expansion Mugs

We are on the move. . .

'We used to be too big to fail... Now we're just the right size to fail.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

'When we started the company it was just a little cottage industry.' 'Megaco Incorporated.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

Modular Offices

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Reading in the family.

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'