Farm Expansion Gifts

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Time Saving Machinery

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'Where's my glove?'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Reading in the family.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Modular Offices

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."