Business Expansion Aficionados Gifts

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

Supply Chain

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Modular Offices

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Intelligent dog.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

SWOTs

Your start-up team

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

And the third quarter projection

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."