Business Expansion Aficionado Gifts

"I love the expansion, but we still lack a branch in the Arctic."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

Modular Offices

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'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."