Company Growth Gifts

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Upward Progress

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Office meeting

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"You've changed."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Office Meeting

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Building a company.

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Sales and Diversity

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'