Company Comparisons Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by company comparisons? Our collection of quirky, clever items celebrates the art of professional rivalry and business banter. Whether they love dissecting corporate battles or enjoying witty takes on business, you'll find something to spark their interest. From fun mugs to stylish prints, these gifts add humor and style to their workspace and home.

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Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.' mockup

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

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"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?" mockup

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

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"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days" mockup

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.' mockup

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

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Office meeting

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"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses." mockup

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

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'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.' mockup

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

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'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!' mockup

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

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"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?" mockup

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

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Run, Mike, Run!

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'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.' mockup

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

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Sinking sales

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"And it was at this point that we stopped trying to innovate and started copying our competitors instead."

"And it was at this point that we stopped trying to innovate and started copying our competitors instead." mockup

"And it was at this point that we stopped trying to innovate and started copying our competitors instead."

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Fight on the top

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'My app just ate your widget.'

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"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!" mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

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"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?" mockup

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

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I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company... mockup

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

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'Of course our competitors have an unfair advantage - their product actually works.'

'Of course our competitors have an unfair advantage - their product actually works.' mockup

'Of course our competitors have an unfair advantage - their product actually works.'

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Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

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30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster. mockup

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

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'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.' mockup

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

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"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion." mockup

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

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Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries. mockup

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

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'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...' mockup

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

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'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!' mockup

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

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"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition." mockup

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

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"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members." mockup

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

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"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product." mockup

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

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"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?" mockup

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

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Arm wrestling

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Company Comparisons Gifts Collection

Company Comparisons Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs dedicated to company comparisons and witty business insights—perfect for the office or home.

Company Comparisons Pillows

Check out our pillows with clever sayings about business battles and company comparisons—fun and comfortable décor.

Company Comparisons Prints

Explore prints that humorously depict the world of company comparisons, ideal for brightening up any space.

Company Comparisons T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirt selection featuring humorous takes on company rivalries and professional comparisons—great for casual wear.