Comparison Gifts

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Shepherd and eurydice

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Felix Mendelssohn

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Concert Pianist.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Trump! The Musical

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Theorbo

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mozart on a computer,

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

10 K Tail-Chase

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Michael Jackson

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'