Comparison T-Shirts

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Shepherd and eurydice

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

Trump! The Musical

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Theorbo

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mozart on a computer,

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Baby Mozart.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'