Our T-shirts featuring clever comparison-themed designs are ideal for those who love to make a statement. Comfortable and funny, they're perfect for casual outings or adding humor to everyday moments.
You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.
"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'
"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.
'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'
Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)
"His father came from a family of climbers."
'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'
"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"
"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."
"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."
Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w
'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'
'You don't look like your passport photo.'
Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'
Walmart vs. Target.
'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'
Apples and oranges
Shampoo - New Flick In The Eye Cap
Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.
Memoirs
"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"
'Why are you using a tooth paste that relieves itching and burning while it shrinks swollen membranes?'
Ultimate generics.
"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."
'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'
"Competition is in aisle four. . . but we've only got generics."
"I've wasted valuable hours of my life comparing the comparison sites and comparing each site for comparison. . . and I've forgotten what I was comparing in the first place!!!"
'Our prices are drastically marked down from their drastic markup!'
"Your life must be very exciting."
"Such bargains on this side!"
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