Company Comparisons Pillows

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Office meeting

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Run, Mike, Run!

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

Sinking sales

"And it was at this point that we stopped trying to innovate and started copying our competitors instead."

Fight on the top

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'Of course our competitors have an unfair advantage - their product actually works.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"This is Stevenson. He'll be your permanent wall of opposition."

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

"Hemple, you did the play-by-play of our meeting with Amalgamated - is the ball now in their court or in our court?"

Arm wrestling