Company Acquisitions Gifts

Looking for a unique gift to acknowledge a significant company acquisition? Our collection of cleverly designed items brings humor and a personal touch to celebrating business milestones. Whether for the team or the new owners, these products make memorable, lighthearted gifts that highlight the excitement of growth and success.

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..." mockup

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

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'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!' mockup

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

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"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over." mockup

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

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"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?" mockup

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'$

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'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

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'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!' mockup

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

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Takeovers.

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"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!" mockup

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

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Under new blame.

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"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight." mockup

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

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'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.' mockup

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

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'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!' mockup

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout." mockup

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

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"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company." mockup

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

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"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover." mockup

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

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'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally." mockup

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

'I think we're setting the bar too low.' mockup

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

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"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company." mockup

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.' mockup

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

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"I always cry at mergers."

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'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!' mockup

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

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'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.' mockup

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

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'The buildings are merging.'

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"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..." mockup

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

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No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.' mockup

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

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'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

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Company Acquisitions Gifts Collection

Company Acquisitions Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate company acquisitions with clever humor and corporate charm. Perfect for gifting or as a reminder of business success.

Company Acquisitions Pillows

Check out our range of pillows that add a fun and personal touch to your office or lounge areas, highlighting company acquisitions with humor.

Company Acquisitions Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate corporate growth and acquisitions. Perfect for decorating offices and inspiring teams.

Company Acquisitions T-Shirts

Explore our witty and professional t-shirts designed for celebrating company milestones. Great for team events or promotional wear after a successful acquisition.