Commuters Stuck In Traffic Gifts

"The light is green..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Parallel Parking Garage

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

"Fairy Friday."

The Bus Stop.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Road Construction Blues.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'