Commuters Stuck In Traffic Mugs

"The light is green..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Parallel Parking Garage

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

The Bus Stop.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Fairy Friday."

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Road Construction Blues.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!