Commitment To Cocktails T-Shirts

"Do you have a Frequent Drinkers card?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'