Cocktail Appreciation T-Shirts

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.