Cocktail Appreciation Gifts

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.