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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I'm so good at this!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Paper Trail

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"Five bucks he opens it."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

The art of fishing.

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

USS Party Time.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

Airlines With Attitude

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Must... Remember...

'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

When Flight Attendants Retire

"Don't mind the mess. The computers went down this morning."

"[...] That one looks like a grade four glioblastoma multiforme!" "Brain surgeons looking at clouds"