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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Cat in a tank...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Infantry.

"I'm so good at this!"

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"He's our finest service animal."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Dog walker / Cat walker.

Bored Baker

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Paper Trail

Pottery

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'