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"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

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The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

'This ladder is rotten!'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

"We find it calms the patient."

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

Bob gets the silent treatment from a trained professional.

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'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

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