Coming-of-age Story Lover Gifts

Ted hits puberty...

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Jacques et Jille

"What did Jesus order?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."