Comical Storytellers Gifts

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

A boy acting suspiciously

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

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It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"#notguilty."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Jorge Luis Borges

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .