Comical Storytellers Prints

'I'm not a big fan of product placement especially when it's under my crib.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

A boy acting suspiciously

Home Sweet Home

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Marilyn's Rushmore

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"#notguilty."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Quentin Tarantino