Comical Fashions Lover Pillows

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Scarf puts hat back on.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I e-bay t-shirt.

As Seen Watching TV

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Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'I like a man in a suit.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

Highlights

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"We're going to be late."

Handbags Authenticated

"I love it!"

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'I knew we'd find a pair that would please you!'

"How come Cruz can get shoes like this and I can't?"