Comical Fashions Lover Gifts

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Scarf puts hat back on.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

As Seen Watching TV

I e-bay t-shirt.

Suits 50% Off

Easter Bonnet

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Hospital gown pageant.

'This is my mom and dad.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'I like a man in a suit.'

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"I got my hair straightened..."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Highlights

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

"We're going to be late."

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

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"I love it!"

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Lady sits on artist's paint palette

'I knew we'd find a pair that would please you!'